AISubs v3.7
[The next day]
Yuto's room, Taka's room, Toshi's room, Yuto's room, Mushi's room.
I tend to store food at home.
I buy pasta sauce because I might eat it someday,
and I don't eat it much and end up losing my energy.
I'm not very hungry, so I'm a little scared of eating it,
but you three are strong, right?
- No. - We eat a lot of weird things.
- We always eat weird things, so we're probably not hungry. - You're making me eat it.
I'd like to use your energy and say something.
How long can you eat food that's expired?
- I want you all to tell me. - I see.
I learned this from my family doctor.
Expired food is food you can eat deliciously,
so you can eat it even if it's expired.
But that doesn't mean you can't eat it someday.
I want to know the real expiration date.
It's the date you can eat it after it's expired, right?
Yes, I know that it's dangerous when it's expired,
but I'm sure the company has a safe expiration date.
I'd like to verify the expiration date with the product as well.
I asked you to prepare something for you.
- First of all, it's the product. - Yes.
- This one. - Well, well, well.
- It's a representative product. - I'm scared of you.
- I need people in the first place. - I'm scared of new products because of you,
- but I feel safe inside. - No, that's why you can't feel safe.
- The product is... - This one.
- Yay! - It looks delicious.
- It looks like a plant.
- Did you write this down? - Yes, I did.
- The expiration date is... - Both of them expire on the 15th,
and I've been eating it for two days now.
- Is it safe to eat it like this? - Yes.
There's a chance you'll throw up as soon as you eat it.
Yes, you're right.
- I'll eat it now. - Go ahead and eat it.
- What? - What?
- You should be able to digest it. - I understand.
It's really difficult.
When I first heard that it was rotten, I thought so.
- It's rotten. - It's rotten.
I'll eat it in the danger zone for two days.
I've never eaten it for two days.
I'll eat it in the animal zone.
I'll eat the flesh part.
- Is it okay? - It looks like you cut it.
- The color of the inside is okay. - Yes.
- Then I'll eat it. - Yes.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Is it sweet?
- It's delicious, isn't it? - It's delicious.
- The strawberry inside is a little... - It's soft.
- It's okay for now. - Yes.
I'll eat it like this for two or three days.
I'll skip it for a few days.
- June 18th. - Yes.
It doesn't look like much has changed.
- Let's eat it. - Yes.
It's white on top of yogurt.
- It's a little cloudy. - Yes.
If you eat it like this, it'll turn pink.
- Can I promote it? - Yes, you can.
- Stop it. - It's delicious.
- If you eat it one day later... - I don't want it.
- Just eat it. - I don't want it.
- Don't eat it with this. - I don't want it.
- Don't eat it. - I don't want it.
I've never heard of it before.
- It's rotten. - Stop it.
- I'll eat it. - I'll eat it.
- It looks delicious. - It's good.
The cream is a little harder than yesterday.
- Yes, it's a little harder. - It's a little harder.
- It's natural. - Yes.
- It's still okay. - It's okay.
- See you tomorrow. - Bye bye.
- So, it's the 20th. - Yes.
- Wow, isn't there more syrup? - It's coming out.
- By the way, if you put it on your nipples... - Oh, it worked!
- The cream is getting yellow. - It's getting yellower and yellower.
- The top of the strawberry was a little sticky, but is this candy? - The color is suspicious, isn't it?
- Can I put some yogurt on it? - It's getting yellower and yellower.
- Are you okay? - No, I'm fine.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Let's go to the next one. - Yes, next one!
[1 week later]
- One week! - Oh, one week!
- Thank you for the food. - Yes.
- But I feel like it's less sour than the first time. - Hmm, something is wrong.
- Something is wrong. - Something is wrong.
- Hmm, well, you can barely prove it. - Yes, yes.
- This is my last one. - Oh, it's strange.
- It's not over yet. - But it doesn't change that much, so it's yellow.
It's delicious!
[2 weeks later]
- Oh, I want to eat it, so let's eat it. - Look.
- The tip of the strawberry is like a used earth. - Wow.
- Hey, strawberry, try "funya" with your teeth.
- Oh, it's like a rubber ball.
- I don't know if you're tired now, but isn't the fresh cream dead?
- Well, the fresh cream is just white and sweet.
- It's getting delicious. - That's a good expression, "it's getting delicious".
- Isn't the cake mochi good? - Who said that?
- No one said "eat it while it's hot". - It looks delicious.
[30 days later]
- It's the 30th! - Yes!
- Wow. - Let's eat.
- It's delicious! - It's been a while, so it's bad for the brain.
- Huh? The taste has changed. - It has changed, hasn't it?
- It's gone now, but there's a higher chance of getting hungry. The taste is completely different. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not tired of it.
- Is it over? - Oh! Oh... I'm sorry.
- Huh? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- It's not delicious at all. - It's been a week! - Huh?!
- If it's like this, there's nothing we can do about it. - It's heavy!
- It's gross! - Add sugar! - Add sugar! No! No! No!
- I'm not going to miss this. - No! No! No! No!
- Why did you give it to me? - Okay, I'll go this way. - Yes.
- Wait. - Oh? - Huh?! - Oh, it's like... - Is it here?
- Has it suddenly gotten bad? - It's become a bad cake. - Oh...
- It's scary. - It's scary. - It's scary now. - I think it's scary.
- I can still eat it. - You can still eat it. - Then I'll still eat it. - Yes.
- Huh? - Huh? - This... - Yeah?
- Wait a minute, I found it. - Isn't this mold? - Huh?
- It's mold. - Oh, it's coming off! - Wow! - There's mold in here!
- It's started! - For now, I was able to eat it. - Yes. - Let's meet somewhere. - Yes.
- Skip.
- It's been 16 days since it arrived. - It's been 16 days. - That's a lot.
- Because I just opened it, and it's a really small mess. - Huh?! - Really?!
- Look at this, this cream part. - Wow! - Ah! - Look, you can take it like this with your hands.
- This is bad! - Huh?! Me?! - You might not be able to eat it with your hands.
- The sponge looks like a real sponge. - Okay. - Ah... - It's a little hard. - It looks like a real sponge.
July 5th!
- Nothing has changed. - Nothing has changed.
- Why hasn't it changed? - Right?
- You can eat it. - Wow!
- It's still okay. - It's still okay.
- But it's still delicious. - Yeah.
- And... - And...
- This is a little problem. - Yeah.
- Last time, it started to peel off a little. - Yeah.
- Here it is! Ta-da! - Oh!
- The color is bad. - Ah! Wait! But it's spreading!
- Oh, no, no, no, you know?
- After all, this part is a little dirty. - Yeah.
- It's contaminated. - The second layer is all dirty from below.
- It's contaminated. - It's contaminated.
- Please forget it once. - Oh!
- Is it delicious? - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you for the food. - It's delicious!
- It's amazing! - For now, tomorrow...
- I hope you'll have an upset stomach. - Yes.
- Let's end it for today. - Yes.
- The yogurt is still too sweet. - Yes.
- We'll continue. - Yes.
July 12th!
- What?! - What?!
- It's only three days and one month left. - Oh, no!
- What are we doing in this situation? - Yeah.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Oh, no!
- You know it right away, don't you? - Oh, no!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- We're Kitaro, Aoki, Shintaro, Mafumafu and Haru - kun! - Yes!
- The reason why we're here is... - Yes!
- Tomorrow and the day after that, me and Shintaro will go to work. - That's right.
- If you have an upset stomach, you'll miss a lot of things. - That's right.
- And the reason we're here is... - Instead of me and Shintaro...
- You can eat it. - What?!
- It's only negative, isn't it? - Hahaha!
- Well, let's take a look. - Yes, let's take a look.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Look at this. Sponge, cream, sponge, mold... - Is it mold?
- Is it mold?
- Eh, is this strawberry really okay? - Eh?
- It looks like a grandma's plate. - Hahaha!
- No, it's not. - It came out, it came out.
- It's a common art.
- Oh, it's completely yogurt. - Oh, really?
- It's just yogurt. - Yes.
- Well, let's eat it. - Let's eat it.
- Eh, you can eat it at all. - Yeah.
- It's delicious. - But yogurt is endless, isn't it?
- Let's eat it. - Let's eat it.
- Eh, is it hard? - Eh, is it?
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- Ah, it's like condensed cake. - It's delicious.
- Eh, is it? - It's delicious. - Is it? - It's delicious.
- Chikubi is pretty good. - It's delicious.
- Eh, it didn't end today again. - But it might end tomorrow.
- Ah, that's right. - If it ends tomorrow, it's over.
- Let's wait for the next verification time. - Yes. - Let's eat it.
[The next day]
- 24 hours. - Eh, you're pretty good.
- No, but you... - Uwah, wait a minute. - Uwah! - Uwah!
- This place is amazing. - Please worry about me for a moment. - Me?
- It's like this now. - Uwah.
- If you eat it all, you can't do it, but if you don't eat it, you'll get bitten by mosquitoes.
- Okay, I'll let you eat it. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hey, there's no mosquitoes. - Hey... mosquitoes...
- You can eat it, right? - I'll eat it.
- It's amazing how it goes into the fruits. - Uwah! - Uwah!
- It's over. - It's okay. - Uwah!
- Ah, is this impossible? - I don't think it's possible. - This is impossible. - This is scary.
- I don't know if I can eat it. - It's a little suspicious. - This might be impossible.
- It's a shame it's green. - That's right. - Green. - It's green, right?
- It's not like there's nothing to eat anymore, really. - It's no good!
- It's over! - It's out! - It's out! - Yay!
- It's over! - It's over! - It's over!
- That's... - Can you show me the last one? - The last one you ate was yellow.
- But this is amazing, eating only half of it. - Yeah, you can eat a little of this until one month and a week. - I see.
- Even if you need to cut out consumption. - Open!
- Ta-dah! - Yes, and then? - You can eat it! - Are you ready? - It's time to eat!
- Thank you for the food. - Mmm...
- I can still eat it. - Whoa... - The taste is still okay. - The mosquitoes are strong.
- Well, see you... - Anyway, a week later, at the end of July or something like that... - Right. - Shall we eat it? - Yes.
See you next week!
April 29th.
I had a terrible stomachache.
- It was a terrible day. - That's not good.
- You had a bad dream too, right? - Yes.
- At the same time... - I had a stomachache.
And...
I had the longest stomachache in my life...
and I had diarrhea.
- Oh... - If you do something that makes your stomach move...
you'll definitely get diarrhea.
- No way! - Like drinking water...
or eating something.
If it wasn't for this guy...
it would have been too scary.
In order to prove that it's really his fault...
we've prepared...
a real health supplement.
- A health supplement... - It's expensive.
- A health supplement... - Let's eat it...
and check our feet first.
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
- It's sour, isn't it? - Oh, I knew it...
- It has flavor. - It's good.
- It's sour. - It's yogurt. - Why?!
- Huh?! - It's negative times negative.
- On the contrary, it's positive!
- Oh, stupid! - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- We'll wait for your report... - Yes!
- from now on. - Please take care of me!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah... - Hehe.
- It's selling. - Hehe, yeah.
- So, it's been a while, everyone. - Thank you for having me.
"Well, you'll break this, right?" "Yeah, you'll break it and that's it."
- That's what they said, and in the end, they were all in good spirits. - It seems like it was different from last time.
- It's probably unrelated to breaking. - Here it is, baby!
- Normal! Normal! - It hasn't changed at all!
- Normal! - I have a tip for you.
- Try not to break it as much as you can. - That's true.
I can't walk sideways while holding up my poop.
- I can't walk sideways while holding up my poop. - Hahaha.
- Please eat it. - I'll eat it.
- I can eat it, but it's obviously different. - Yeah.
- I'm getting the itch in my mouth. - Yeah.
- Is it still a yogurt flavor? - Yeah.
- I think it'll last for another month. - Ah, I see.
- I don't think it'll change for a week or two. - Yeah.
- If you break it, we'll turn the camera around. - Okay.
- If not, let's wait for another month. - Yeah.
- Maybe we'll say goodbye for a while. - Yeah.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
3 months later...
- 3 months have passed. - Yeah.
- It hasn't changed at all, so we won't show you. - Yeah.
- There's 3-4 forests in it. - Yeah.
- I'll eat it. - Okay.
- It's definitely not good. - Yeah, it's not good.
- Yeah, it's not good.
- Let's cheer for it next month. - Yeah.
- My hair is black now. - Yeah.
- I think my hair is growing again. - Yeah.
- Okay, goodbye. - Goodbye.
3 months later...
- October 23rd. - What is this?
- I went a little overboard, but... - Yeah.
- It'll last for 4 months or more. - Yeah.
- I'll eat about that much. - Okay, go!
3 months later...
- Yeah, it's gone. - Hahaha.
3 months later...
- Huh? - It's gone. - It's gone.
- It tasted like it was rotting for a second. - Huh? What?
- I don't know about this. - Hmm?
- So we can eat it or not? - Yeah, we can eat it.
- So, see you next month. - Hahaha. - Wow.
3 months later...
- So it's January 9th. - It's a new year. - Yeah, it's a new year.
- But we didn't film it today. - Yeah, we didn't.
- It's not here. - Yeah, it's not here. - It's only in Shibuya. - Yeah, it's only in Shibuya.
- So you're thinking it's not here, right? - Yes. - Yeah, you're thinking it's not here, right? - Yes.
- Because it's not here in our fridge. - I got it. - Because it's not here in our fridge.
- So it's not here. - No, it's not. - No, it's not.
- Really? - Yes, I didn't know it was gone. - Seriously?! - What are you doing with it? - It's not. - Huh?
- If weren't here, there's only one reason we can think about. - It's going to be gone.
- Just like the mini bomb we prepared and cleaned up. - Hahaha. - Crap! - Idiot! - It's got to be gone!
- Just like the mini bomb we prepared and cleaned up. - Come on!
There is a possibility that she didn't know anything and decided to clean up the fridge thinking it would be better if she didn't know anything.
She's calling me from all over the place.
That's amazing.
Should we ask her?
Yeah, let's ask her.
Hello?
Um...
Yeah?
Did you clean up the fridge?
Why?
There's no yogurt left.
Yogurt?
Yeah.
What kind of yogurt?
It's a yogurt that's expired.
It's been expired for about six months.
What? I didn't clean it up.
Yeah, sorry. Thanks.
Never mind. I'll call you again.
Wait a minute.
What?
Uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's fine.
Yeah, it was fine.
What do you mean?
I'll call you again.
What?
Wow, it's complicated.
Don't make me confused.
I'm really confused.
Poor you.
Anyway, I'll call you again today.
Enamaru, come back from the pee.
I'm coming.
Good morning.
You cleaned up the room last time, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
Did you clean up the fridge, too?
The fridge is pretty messy.
Did you throw away a lot of things?
The top drawer.
Oh, that's helpful.
I threw away everything in the top drawer.
There were crabs in the bottom drawer.
I thought I'd just throw it away and leave it.
Did you have yogurt in the drawer?
Yogurt?
Do you want me to throw it away?
Maybe.
Was it bad?
No, not at all.
You threw it away.
Thank you.
Thank you for cleaning up.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's do this project for a year!
Let's do it for a year and end it!
We were so excited about it!
But you didn't tell us anything about it!
We didn't want you to end it like this.
We knew it when we heard you talking about it.
You were serious about it.
It was like you really threw it away.
That guy...
It can't be helped.
It's not his fault.
Why are you so serious about it?
It's normal for you to throw it away.
You did a good thing.
In conclusion,
How long does a cake last for?
It lasts for 3 weeks.
You can't eat a cake for 3 weeks because of mold.
You can't eat yogurt for 7 months because of mold.
Anyway,
I think some of you wanted to see it.
So you can secretly buy yogurt,
eat it for a bite,
leave it for a year,
and you can eat it again next year.
This time, we won't eat it again.
We'll leave it for a year.
We'll put a tag saying "don't throw it away"
and leave it for a year.
I think it'll be uploaded in a year.
If you're curious about it, please watch it.
Please look forward to 2020.
That's amazing.
That's all for today's video.
Thank you for watching until the end.
Thank you.
We didn't do anything wrong.
Thank you for not fighting against us.